T166 Geology Rocks! A Musical Session on the Sounds of Science (Posters)
Monday, 23 October 2017
9:00 AM - 6:30 PM
Halls 4EF
IN SPITE OF OURSELVES: THE CLIMATE SCIENTIST AND THE DENIER
Paper number: T166-10
Program: Technical Sessions
Time: 9:00 AM – 6:30 PM
Authors
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Clayton RoehnerBoise State University, Boise, ID
Abstract
Song by John Prine, In Spite of Ourselves
[C] She keeps showing me her data
But Heartland’s where I get my beta
The [F] warmest year in history
Got [C] nothin’ to do with you or me
[G] She’s a climate geek, I think she’s a freak, she’s never gonna let it [C] go. [G] [C]
[C] He don’t think the climate’s changin’
Just the weather, rearrangin’
[F] Exponential rise in CO2
Got [C] nothin’ to do with me or you
[G] He’s a liar, a climate denier, he’s never gonna let it [C go. [G] [C]
In spite of [F] ourselves
The Earth will keep on [C] spinning,
100 [G] years, baby we’ll be dead and [C] gone, [G] [C]
But [F] unless the geeks convince the [C] deniers,
There’ll be no-one left on [G] Earth to sing this [C] song. [G] [C]
[C] She keeps showin’ me projections,
Over-riding my objections
[F] Fires, floods and melting ice,
[C] Can’t we talk about something nice?
She [G] used to be charmin’, now she’s alarmin’
She’s never gonna let it [C] go. [G] [C]
[C] Now at least he thinks it’s warmin’
But not at rates he finds alarmin’
[F] He thinks the rise in CO2,
Is [C] from volcanoes, not me and you,
He’s [G] still a denier, I wish he’d retire, he’s never gonna let it [C] go. [G] [C]
In spite of [F] ourselves
The Earth will keep on [C] spinning,
100 [G] years, baby we’ll be dead and [C] gone, [G] [C]
But [F] unless the geeks convince the [C] deniers,
There’ll be no-one left on [G] Earth to sing this [C] song. [G] [C]
[C] She tells me sea level is risin’
At rates that I find surprisin’
I [F] must admit that greenhouse gas
[C] Sure is higher than in the past
[G] Maybe her data, are not errata, maybe I should let it [C] go. [G] [C]
He [C] may have started listenin’ to me,
‘cause climate is affecting his GDP
He [F] still don’t care about isotopes,
But [C] now at least I’ve got my hopes,
[G] These deniers, sure make me tired, but I’m never gonna let it [C] go. [G] [C].
In spite of [F] ourselves
The Earth will keep on [C] spinning,
100 [G] years, baby we’ll be dead and [C] gone, [G] [C]
But [F] unless the geeks convince the [C] deniers,
There’ll be no-one left on [G] Earth to sing this [C] song. [G] [C]
Geological Society of America Abstracts with Programs. Vol. 49, No. 6
doi: 10.1130/abs/2017AM-302811
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